lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

nepetaleijon:

well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine

i bake

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

natashanicole88:

You guys do realize that I’m a completely normal human being right?

thighabetic:

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order